AWARD FOR BEST ACTRESS
ZAR AMIR EBRAHIMI
HOLY SPIDER (Ali ABBASI)
the masculine urge
the feminine urgethe human urge to yearn for the existence of dragons
shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty
funny if we started calling western tv shows “ADramas” or “GBdramas” let’s level the field
(via pueraeternum)
does anyone have that picture of that fucked up looking white kitten that looks like this
this crinkled tissue??
YES!!!!!!!!!!
(via pueraeternum)
i call to my children on christmas morning and they all snap their legs running down our ribcage stairs
the OSHA inspector takes one look at this and starts strangling the architect with his bare hands
(via pueraeternum)
I know this gets said here every day but stop caring about celebrities
They are not your friends. Hollywood is a vacuum, famous people are a small, isolated group, they cannot socialise comfortably with normal people, with you. They are very likely MUCH richer than you, and the longer they spend in that tax bracket, the more distanced they become from the working class, the less they relate to you or even have any incentive to try.
No, it is not a surprise that Jon Mulaney supported a bigot. He has more in common with that bigot than he does with any trans person begging for rent money on the internet, and that has been the case for almost a decade. Celebrities stop socialising outside very small, wealthy, entitled groups. They understand each other, reinforce an environment where it’s ok to indulge in being stupidly rich and arrogant. They give each other work. This is the unavoidable class embedding of every celebrity, including the ones you think are charming and relatable.
(via pueraeternum)
all video games should be dressup games. if you can’t put your guy in a little outfit what’s the point
(via wearefine)
i hate when you go to someone’s home and there’s no obvious hand towel… cheers i’ll just dry off on your cock and balls towel then. since you don’t care.
(via radicalseabies)
seeing a black cat is actually good luck because then you get to see a cat